- Liz Baker: Oh, come off it, Lieutenant, admit it! The guy bugs you.
- Lt. Vicki Loren: As far as I'm concerned, a bug is something you find crawling in your bed.
- Liz Baker: I rest my case.
- Colonel Leland: We even have his pre-Army record. He is the only high school student who was ever sued for breach of promise by his teacher.
- Paul Hodges: Lieutenant. As a psychologist to a patient, what's wrong with me?
- Lt. Vicki Loren: Well, I don't know you well enough to say.
- Paul Hodges: Well, I do know there's something wrong with me. For an example, here I am a grown man and I still like women.
- Lt. Vicki Hodges: There's absolutely nothing abnormal about a man liking women, Corporal. But there is a limit.
- Paul Hodges: What do you do after you catch the limit? You throw the next one back?
- Colonel Leland: He's loose in Paris?
- Harvey Franklin: ...Well?
- Liz Baker: Well...everybody's loose in Paris.