Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Bill Thompson: King Hubert

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• King Hubert : Nowadays I'm still the king! And I command you to come to your senses!

  Prince Phillip : [mounting his horse]  And marry the girl I love.

  King Hubert : Exactly!

  Prince Phillip : [riding off]  Goodbye, father!

  King Hubert : Goodbye, father. Marry the girl you... No, no! No, no, Phillip! Stop! Come back!

• King Hubert : To the wedding!

  King Stefan : Now, be reasonable, Hubert. After all, Aurora knows nothing about all this.

  King Hubert : Well?

  King Stefan : Well, it may come as quite a shock.

  King Hubert : [Spits out his wine]  Shock? My Phillip a shock? What's wrong with my Phillip?

  King Stefan : Nothing, Hubert. I only meant...

  King Hubert : Why doesn't your daughter like my son?

  King Stefan : Now, now...

  King Hubert : I'm not so sure my son likes your daughter!

  King Stefan : Now, see here...

  King Hubert : I'm not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather!

  King Stefan : Why you, you, unreasonable, pompous, blustering old windbag!

  King Hubert : Unreasonable, pompous... En garde, sir!

  [Reaches for his sword, but grabs a fish by mistake] 

  King Stefan : I warn you, Hubert. This means war!

  King Hubert : [Fighting]  Forward! For honor! For country! For...

  [Realizes he's fighting with a fish; they both start laughing] 

  King Hubert : What's this all about, anyway?

  King Stefan : Nothing, Hubert. Absolutely nothing.

  King Hubert : Those children are bound to fall in love with each other!

  King Stefan : Precisely. And as for grandchildren, I'll have the royal woodcarvers start work on the cradle tomorrow.

  King Hubert : Splendid! King-sized, of course.

  King Stefan : Certainly! To the Woodcarvers' Guild!

• King Hubert : Stefan, there's - there's something important I have to tell you.

  King Stefan : Eh, but not now, Hubert.

  King Hubert : But, but it's uh, about Phillip.

  King Stefan : Phillip? Oh, yes, of course, Phillip. Why, where is the boy?

  King Hubert : That's what I'm trying to tell you.

  King Stefan : Well, send for him immediately!

  King Hubert : But...

  King Stefan : Shhh!

  [fanfare plays] 

  Lord Duke : The sun has set! Make ready to welcome your princess!

• King Hubert : [fighting with Stefan]  I'm not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather!

• King Hubert : The plans!

  [Servant presents King Stefan with blueprints] 

  King Hubert : Well, what do you think? Nothing elaborate, of course. Forty bedrooms, dining hall... honeymoon cottage, really.

  King Stefan : You - you mean you're building it already?

  King Hubert : Built, man! Finished! Lovebirds can move in tomorrow.

  King Stefan : Tomorrow? But Hubert, they're not even married yet.

  King Hubert : Ha ha, we'll take care of that tonight. To the wedding!

  King Stefan : Now, hold on, Hubert. I haven't even *seen* my daughter yet, and you're taking her away from me?

  King Hubert : Getting my Phillip, aren't you?

  King Stefan : Yes, but...

  King Hubert : Want to see our grandchildren, don't we?

  King Stefan : Of course, but uh...

  King Hubert : Well, there's no time to lose. Getting on in years, ha ha ha. To the wedding!

• Lord Duke : His Royal Highness; Prince Phillip!

  King Hubert : Phillip!