Ben Wright: Roger Radcliffe, Man
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Roger : Look, Anita! Puppies everywhere!
Anita : There must be a hundred of them!
Nanny : One, two, three and four. Seven, eight, nine.
Roger : Two more. Nine plus two is eleven.
Nanny : Thirty Six over here!
Roger : Thirty Six and eleven? That's forty seven.
Anita : Fourteen. Eighteen, Rog.
Roger : Uh, eh sixty five!
Nanny : Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen!
Anita : Wait a minute, wait a minute. Six more.
Roger : Well, let's see, now. That's eighty four and fifteen plus two. A hundred and one!
Anita : A hundred and one? My, where did they all come from?
Roger : Oh ho, Pongo, you old rascal!
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Cruella : When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?
Roger : Never.
Cruella : What?
Roger : W-w-we're n-not s-selling t-the puppies. N-n-not a sing - a single one. Do you understand?
Cruella : Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger.
Anita : Well Cruella, he seems...
Cruella : Surely he must be joking!
Roger : No, no, no. I-I-I mean it. You're-you're not getting one. N-n-not one. And that's - that's final!
Cruella : Why, you horrid man! You - you - All right, keep the little beasts for all I care!
[she rips up the cheque]
Cruella : Do as you like with them! Drown them!
[she walks up to Anita]
Cruella : But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait. You'll be sorry! You fools! You - you idiots!
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Roger : Oh, must be Cruella, your dearly devoted old schoolmate. Cruella De Vil. That's it!
[sings]
Roger : Cruella De Vil / Cruella De Vil / If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.
Anita : Oh, Roger!
Roger : To see her is to take a sudden chill / Cruella, Cruella / She's like a spider waiting for the kill.
Anita : Roger, she'll hear you.
Roger : Look out for Cruella De Vil.
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Nanny : The puppies are here! Oh, the puppies are here!
[laughs]
Roger : How many?
Nanny : Eight.
Roger : Eight?
[Pongo barks]
Roger : By George, Pongo! Eight puppies!
Nanny : Ten.
Anita : Eleven!
Nanny : Eleven!
Roger : Eleven? Eleven puppies! Pongo boy!
Nanny : Wait a minute now. Wait a minute... Thirteen! No, no, no, fourteen. Oh, fifteen!
Roger : Fifteen?
Nanny : [chuckles to Pongo] And the mother is doing fine, love.
[Pongo walks around like he's drunk]
Roger : Fifteen puppies? Why, Pongo boy, that's marvelous! It's fabulous! Why, you old rascal!
Nanny : [enters with a puppy under a blanket] Fourteen. Just fourteen. We lost one.
[hands it to Roger]
Nanny : Oh, the poor little thing.
[the room goes silent]
Roger : Oh, Pongo boy... it's just one of those things. And yet... and yet I wonder...
[Roger starts rubbing the puppy for a little while, until suddenly, it starts to move]
Roger : Look, Pongo!
[the puppy is alive]
Roger : Anita! Nanny! Fifteen! We still have fifteen!
Anita : Oh, Roger, he's all right! Thank heaven.
Roger : See? He's just as good as new!
Anita : Can you imagine, Rog? Fifteen puppies!
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Roger : At first you think Cruella is a devil / But after time has worn away the shock / You come to realize / You've seen her kind of eyes / Watching you from underneath a rock.
Anita : You're no help.
Roger : This vampire bat, this inhuman beast / She ought to be locked up and never released / The world was such a wholesome place until / Cruella, Cruella De Vil.
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Anita : [as the soot covered Dalmatians barge into the Radcliffe house] Roger, what on earth?
Roger : Why, they're labradors!
Nanny : No, no! They're all covered in soot. Look, here's Lucky!
Roger : [wipes off Pongo's face] Why, Pongo Boy, is that you? Oh-ho! Pongo! Pongo! It's Pongo!
Anita : [wipes off Perdita's face] And Perdy! Oh, my darling!
Nanny : [dusts off the puppies one by one] And Patch, And Rolly, and Penny, and Freckles!
[laughs]
Nanny : They're all here, the little deadrs!
Roger : It's a miracle!
Anita : Oh Rog, what a wonderful Christmas present!
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Man : Aw shut up! Quiet! WILL YOU BE QUIET!
