- Furue: Wait for me.
- Osamu Sakurai: Come on, keep up.
- Furue: I'm tired. Can't we rest?
- Osamu Sakurai: No, we'll keep going until dark.
- Furue: Who says?
- Osamu Sakurai: I says! And if you don't like it, you can go back to camp.
- Furue: Okay. But look, my corns hurt.
- Osamu Sakurai: You and your corns.
- Furue: But, you see, my corns always hurt when they're near a monster.
- Osamu Sakurai: Great. When you and the monster meet, be sure you tell him all about your corn problems.
- [Japanese version]
- Mr. Tako: We scored a full-page display in the newspapers. Why don't we take a photo of him smiling to put in our ads?
- Osamu Sakurai: Do you think King Kong smiles?
- Mr. Tako: We get him to smile.
- Osamu Sakurai: [Japanese version] The storm will awaken Kong's inner strength. You'll see.
- Kazuo Fujita: Like spinach does for Popeye?
- Osamu Sakurai: Exactly.
- [King Kong has just encountered Godzilla]
- Osamu Sakurai: Oh, I'll bet Kong has no chance.
- Mr. Tako: I'll toss you. Heads for King Kong.
- [he flips the coin]
- Mr. Tako: Tails.
- Osamu Sakurai: [King Kong is breaking free] There's no time to argue. Destroy him.
- Mr. Tako: What? King Kong is my responsibility, and you have no right to destroy him.
- Furue: You dumbbell!
- Mr. Tako: Dumbbell?
- Furue: King Kong could kill us all. You wouldn't care. Publicity's all you want. Publicity.
- Rescue Copter Pilot: [the iceberg is breaking open] What do you make of that, Al?
- [a large creature emerges]
- Rescue Copter Pilot: Godzilla!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
- [last lines]
- Eric Carter: Godzilla has disappeared without a trace. As for King Kong, our International Communications Satellite is following him. And strangely enough, we wish him luck on his long, long journey home.