The Pink Panther (1963)
Capucine: Simone Clouseau
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Quotes
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau : At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
Simone Clouseau : It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.
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Simone Clouseau : If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.
Princess Dala : It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.
Sir Charles Lytton : Why should you?
Princess Dala : When the present government seized power, they claimed the diamond was the property of the people. There's even some talk of the international court deciding the issue.
Sir Charles Lytton : I'll tell you what, why don't I steal the diamond, leave that old glove or whatever it is behind, and you and I can split the insurance.
Princess Dala : All right.
George Lytton : I feel like dancing.
[to Princess Dala]
George Lytton : Your Highness?
Princess Dala : I'd love to.
Sir Charles Lytton : [to Simone] How about you, Madame?
Simone Clouseau : Yes, of course.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Your leg is better, Sir. Charles?
Sir Charles Lytton : What?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I say your leg is better.
Sir Charles Lytton : Oh, yes. Much better. Thank you.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : You know, Mr. Tucker...
[scalds his hand]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Argh!
[put his burnt hand into Mr. Tucker's beer]
Tucker : That's my beer, old man.
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I am willing to bet you ten thousand francs, that the phantom is in Cortina at this very moment. Even, perhaps, in this very room.
Simone Clouseau : How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?
Tucker : Oh, I agree with the inspector. You see, Ten of his last fifteen victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.
Sir Charles Lytton : What are we all talking about?
Simone Clouseau : The notorious Phantom.
Princess Dala : I'm afraid I never heard of him.
Sir Charles Lytton : From the little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Believe me. There are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom. Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.
George Lytton : I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned. However, there is one other duplication, but that is his ah... trademark, his calling card, so to speak. He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.
Princess Dala : Sounds terribly theatrical.
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George Lytton : You've been avoiding me.
Simone Clouseau : That about describes it.
George Lytton : You know what l've been thinking?
Simone Clouseau : Yes. That's why l've been avoiding you.
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Simone Clouseau : Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming qualities, you know.
Sir Charles Lytton : Name one.
Simone Clouseau : Oh, he's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.
Sir Charles Lytton : You're either married to a Boy Scout or a dachshund.
Simone Clouseau : And he adores me.
Sir Charles Lytton : That eliminates the Boy Scouts.
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Sir Charles Lytton : He's just a young man who's not been out in the world.
Simone Clouseau : That's because he's been spending all his time in a bedroom.
Sir Charles Lytton : [spanks Simone's bottom] l'm surprised at you!
Simone Clouseau : Oh, l can handle it.
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Sir Charles Lytton : You're being ridiculous.
Simone Clouseau : No. l'm just being a woman. This time you've chosen yourself a fascinating victim. I suspect you've broken the first rule and allowed yourself to become involved.
Sir Charles Lytton : You're being a woman, all right.
[kiss]
Simone Clouseau : That's obvious. Competition always makes a woman obvious.
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Simone Clouseau : George - Oh!
[stumbles on the bed]
George Lytton : Well, that's more like it.
Simone Clouseau : Now, you should be ashamed of yourself.
George Lytton : Oh, l'm planning on it.
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George Lytton : You're beautiful.
Simone Clouseau : Now stop this, George. You must get out of here.
George Lytton : You are the damnedest woman l've ever met. What are you? A sexual yo-yo? First you jump in my bed. Then you push me off a mountain. Then you practically seduce me on the dance floor.
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Darling. l'm so sorry. l was trying to kiss your foot.
Simone Clouseau : That's all right, my dear.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Let me kiss your face.
Simone Clouseau : lt's all right.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : My darling. l'm sorry. Come here. That's it. Nice and comfortable on the bed there.