Spinout (1966)

Elvis Presley: Mike McCoy

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• Howard Foxhugh : I'm glad you like the car, and we're going to give you a chance to drive it, but you've got to promise me one thing.

  Mike McCoy : Well, let's have it!

  Howard Foxhugh : Don't encourage Cynthia!

  Mike McCoy : Cynthia? What's she got to do with it?

  Howard Foxhugh : Well, I didn't mind you singing for her. That was her birthday present, but now she is talking about marriage, and that, of course, is out of the question.

  Mike McCoy : You're trying to say I'm good enough to drive your car, but I'm not good enough to marry your daughter?

  Howard Foxhugh : Oh, now, Mike, don't put it that way!

  Mike McCoy : I'll put it this way - if I want to marry Cynthia, and she wants to marry me, we'll get married! As for your car, you can drive it yourself!

• Mike McCoy : I'd rather stay single, do the things I like to do, race, sing...

• Cynthia Foxhugh : [Cynthia has just driven Mike and his racing car into a pond]  Hey! You're all wet! I saw you last night at the Crazy Club, you sing great!

  Mike McCoy : You know you could've got me killed!

  Cynthia Foxhugh : You sure killed me! Oh, and what you do with a song! Do you know it was all I could to to keep from jumping up on that stage.

  Mike McCoy : Aw, knock it off will you? You just demolished me and you stand there yapping as if nothing happened!

  Cynthia Foxhugh : You're cute!

  Mike McCoy : No, you're cute!

  Cynthia Foxhugh : The way you sing, the way you drive, the way you get mad! Mike, I really go for you!

  Mike McCoy : Honey, I'm just about to go for you!

  Cynthia Foxhugh : Oooh! I can hardly wait!

  Mike McCoy : If you're not out of here in about three seconds, I'm gonna put you over my knee, I'm gonna paddle your bottom until it's as red as that jalopy you're driving!

  Cynthia Foxhugh : But I'm only wearing it!

  Mike McCoy : That's good because you're gonna feel it too!

  [Mike steps down from his car and falls deeper in the water to the top of his head] 

  Cynthia Foxhugh : [Cynthia laughs]  So long, Mike... For now!

  Mike McCoy : [Repeating after Cynthia in snide mockery,]  "So long, Mike, for now!"

• Diana St. Clair : As soon as I domesticate you--get you housebroken--you'll be the best husband a girl ever had.

  Mike McCoy : Husband?

  Les : [clangs her cymbals to interrupt the conversation]  Over my dead body!

• Mike McCoy : So you're the kook.

  Howard Foxhugh : I'm the kook.

• [first lines] 

  Cynthia Foxhugh : Bye-bye.

  Mike McCoy : Bye-bye.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Now Adam and Evil, they go hand in hand, Eve taught him sin, that's the way it all began, But every time you kiss me, my heart pounds like a drum, So trouble is a woman, trouble, here I come...

• Les : Oh! Some kind of prehistoric animal.

  Mike McCoy : It's a hound dog.

• Mike McCoy : Have you been looking for me?

  Diana St. Clair : As a matter of fact, I was.

  Mike McCoy : Are you from the FBI?

  Diana St. Clair : No.

  Mike McCoy : The CIA?

  Diana St. Clair : No.

  Mike McCoy : The PTA?

  Diana St. Clair : Parent Teachers Association?

  Mike McCoy : No. The Peeping Toms Association.

• Mike McCoy : Why are you spying on me?

  Diana St. Clair : For my new book.

  Mike McCoy : "The Sex Life of Mike McCoy"?

  Diana St. Clair : I bet that would make an interesting movie.

  [whistles] 

• Diana St. Clair : My name is Diana St. Clair.

  Mike McCoy : Diana St. Clair. You're the most gorgeous spy I've ever seen.

  [moves in for a kiss, looks down] 

  Mike McCoy : Excuse me. I seem to be--bumping your binoculars.

• Diana St. Clair : How about, "The Mating Habits of the Single Male."

  Mike McCoy : You wrote that?

  Diana St. Clair : Did you read it?

  Mike McCoy : No, but I saw the movie.

  [whistles] 

• Mike McCoy : Where are you goin', buddy?

  Les : I'm turning in! Buddy. Pal. Guy. Louie. Norman. I'm going to join a girls band!

• Mike McCoy : When you find this Mr. Perfect, does he get some kind of award?

  Diana St. Clair : Oh, yes. He gets me.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Here's the secret of my success, Never say yes, No, no, never say yes, No, no, never say yes...

• Cynthia Foxhugh : But, Mike, it's my birthday.

  Mike McCoy : Oh, it's your birthday. Oh, who are you? George Washington?

• Mike McCoy : Look, I'm not marrying you. I'm not marrying her. I'm not marrying anybody. I'm staying single. Single! Single! Single! Single! Single!

• Mike McCoy : How would you like to live in the mansion?

  Larry : I'd like to live in that mansion.

  Curly : How are you gonna do that?

  Larry : How are you gonna do that?

  Mike McCoy : I think I better start some investigating.

• Mike McCoy : When was the last time you had some fun? Well, when?

  Violet Ranley : Well, on our honeymoon.

• Howard Foxhugh : Imagination built this car. It needs imagination to drive it. That's why I want you.

  Mike McCoy : Mister, if she feels as good as she looks, you've got a deal.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  When you're through swimming, I'll dry your back, Come and relax girl, In my little beach shack...

• Mike McCoy : You folks just live it up.

  Susan : Good-bye!

• Mike McCoy : You're quite a girl.

  Cynthia Foxhugh : You're quite a guy. Mike, there's something else I want.

  Mike McCoy : Well, do you want to tell me now or should I wait until after you get it?

  Cynthia Foxhugh : I want you.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  I'll take the dish I please, please the dish I take...

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Doncha know she's out to prove, she can really score, Never saw parts move, boy, Like that before...

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  When her motor's warm, And she's purrin' sweet...

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Better watch those curves, never let her steer, If she can shake your nerves, boy, She can strip your gears, She'll get your heart, goin' fast...

• Mike McCoy : A girl needs a guy. And a guy needs a girl.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  The door I'm hopin', Will still be open, A teeny weenie crack, To your shack, So keep that love light burnin'...

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Well, I'll return, I shall return, Don't cool those lips, we're gonna see 'em burn, 'Cause I'll be missin' your kinda kissin', But I'll be back, Yeah, I'll be back...

• Bernard Ranley : We had a marvelous time!

  Mike McCoy : Why, you look 20 years younger.

  Violet Ranley : *Feel* 20 years younger.

• Mike McCoy : I'm gonna beat you Mr. Foxhugh. I'll beat the pants off you.

  Howard Foxhugh : I'll be waiting for you at the finish line. We'll see whose got pants on.

• Howard Foxhugh : My daughter's birthday is on the 15th. I want you to give a private performance, just for her.

  Mike McCoy : I thought it was a gag. You mean you'd pay all that money just for one song? For one little girl?

  Howard Foxhugh : After all, it's her birthday.

  Mike McCoy : Why don't you get her a Teddy Bear.

  Howard Foxhugh : She wants you.

• Mike McCoy : [singing]  Some like their women short, some like them tall, I'll take them any size, 'cause I love them all, I'm just wild about smorgasbord, I got a cravin' for smorgasbord, A little kiss here, a little kiss there, That's smorgasbord...