Enter Laughing (1967)

David Opatoshu: Morris Kolowitz

Quotes 

• David Kolowitz : I was at night school, I told you.

  Morris Kolowitz : Night school? What kind of night school stays open so late?

  Emma Kolowitz : A night school for tramps!

• Emma Kolowitz : First acting, then whiskey, now lipstick! What's next?

  Morris Kolowitz : Hula-hula dances.

• Morris Kolowitz : What's so terrible about acting? Look at Paul Muni.

  Emma Kolowitz : For every Paul Muni, there's a thousand bums with holes in their pants.

• Morris Kolowitz : He felt bad, Emma.

  Emma Kolowitz : He felt bad. For a day he'll feel bad. For a week he'll fell bad. For the rest of his life he'll feel good!

• Morris Kolowitz : A full dress suit? And a top hat? And a prayer shawl?

  Emma Kolowitz : What kind of part could that be?

  Morris Kolowitz : Maybe - maybe a British rabbi?