The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
Alfie Bass: Shagal the Inn-Keeper
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Quotes
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Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : [Magda tries to fend off Shagal, a Jewish Vampire, with a cross] Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
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Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : What's my good little fairy up to? What she doing? Huh?
Magda, the Maid : Your good little fairy is mending your nightshirt.
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : This nightshirt is mine? No? Yeah! I could - its perfect as it is. I'll try it on.
Magda, the Maid : If you try your nightshirt in my room, I scream.
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Sarah Shagal : [Alfred hears her scream and makes his way to the bathroom door]
Sarah Shagal : No!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : I told you to stay in your room! But you always take a bath!
Sarah Shagal : No! No! No!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : I'll give you that bath!
Sarah Shagal : I won't! I won't, Papa! No!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : [Alfred looks through a keyhole to see what's going on]
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : [spanking her] I told you, every day you are having baths!
Sarah Shagal : [kicking and screaming] I won't!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : I told you, no bath! No bath! No bath! No bath!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : [He stops]
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Now you satisfied?
Sarah Shagal : [crying] Papa...
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Now you got it.
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Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Come on, take it off!
Magda, the Maid : Don't you look.
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : I'm not looking. I'm not looking.
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Professor Abronsius : Shagal, about that girl...
Professor Abronsius : Yeah?
Professor Abronsius : Don't you touch her!
Shagal, the Inn-Keeper : Ah! I'm not touching! Who's touching?
