It's a Bikini World (1967)

Tommy Kirk: Mike Samson, Herbert Samson

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Quotes 

• Woody : I don't think you're her type.

  Mike Samson : What do you mean? If that's the kind of guy she wants, that's the kind of guy she's gonna get.

• Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"]  I'm majoring in Science; but, I - I like art too. Especially the depiction of the human form - in sculpture. That probably sounds funny to you.

  Delilah Dawes : Oh, no. I think a person should have *lots* of interests.

• Mike Samson : Do you know that girl?

  Woody : Never seen her before, unfortunately.

  Mike Samson : She just ruined a perfect score. I intend to find out why.

• Mike Samson : We can skip the formalities and get down to business.

  Delilah Dawes : I'm not sure I know what you mean.

  Mike Samson : Why don't you join the party?

  Delilah Dawes : Oh, it's nice to feel wanted.

  Mike Samson : There's a vacancy.

  Delilah Dawes : There sure is. Right between your ears!

• Woody : Wow, she doesn't think very much of you, does she? It looks pretty hopeless.

  Mike Samson : Woody, the trouble with you is, you don't think positive.

  Woody : Okay, I'm positive its hopeless.

• Delilah Dawes : I'd like to buy a skateboard.

  Daddy : Groovy. What color?

  Delilah Dawes : Oh? How about fuchsia?

  Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"]  I doubt if he's got that.

  Daddy : Fuchsia number 1? Fuchsia number 2? Or, Fuchsia number 3? Also known as: Groovy Grape.

  Delilah Dawes : I'll take that one.

• Mike Samson : One at a time girls.

• Daddy : We're going to enter you in races all over the land. Travel, fame, and fortune will be yours.

  Mike Samson : I'll do my best.

  Daddy : That chick...

  Mike Samson : Isn't she a drag.

  Daddy : A drag? It's unique. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Everybody likes a pretty girl. That's show biz! We gotta have her. You gotta keep her interested.

• Mike Samson : It's easy to find my couch.

• Delilah Dawes : That's what I like about you. You're so - loyal and - so considerate of others - so modest - and so shy. You know, you needn't be so shy.

  Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbert"]  Can't help it.

  Delilah Dawes : Perhaps I can help you overcome it.

  Mike Samson : How?

  Delilah Dawes : Herbert, look at me. I want to be your friend.

  Mike Samson : You do?

  Delilah Dawes : Yes.

• Mike Samson : [pretending to be "Herbie"]  If I tried to kiss you, would you yell for help?

  Delilah Dawes : Would you need help?