Dad's Army (1968–1977)
Arthur Lowe: Capt. George Mainwaring, Barry Mainwaring, Sergeant Ironside
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Quotes
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Frazer : Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.
Mainwaring : Um. No.
Frazer : Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring : Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer's going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.
Frazer : Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
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[repeated line]
Mainwaring : Stupid boy.
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[catchphrase]
Mainwaring : I wondered how long it would take you to work that one out.
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[repeated line]
Mainwaring : Just testing you, Wilson.
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Mainwaring : In the words of the great E.C Cochran. "Early to bed, early to rise, no jolly good if you don't advertise".
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Frazer : I am refusing to obey.
Mainwaring : You'll be in charge of the liquor permits, Frazer.
Frazer : I'm right behind you, Captain.