- Candy, a Transvestite: Don't you know the angels are watching?
- Terry: They're doing it too.
- Joe, the Hustler: Mother used to watch. She didn't mind.
- Jackie, a Transvestite: You know Joe. You'll never get to Heaven if you break my heart.
- Joe, the Hustler: I don't want to go to Heaven anyway.
- Jackie, a Transvestite: You better be careful. Joan is watching.
- Terry: Who's Joan?
- Jackie, a Transvestite: Joan Crawford!
- Terry: Oh. She's done it too.
- Candy, a Transvestite: What did you say? Joan Crawford?
- Joe, the Hustler: *gasp* Never happened.