David Frost Presents (TV Series)
How to Irritate People (1969)
Graham Chapman: Pepperpot, Restaurant Customer, Mr. Harris, Poofy Actor, Man in Need of a Lift, Mr. Bevis, Bored Pilot, Man with Score Card, Mr. Raymond, Gig Sanders, Dr. Rhomboid Good-Cabin
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Quotes
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Flight Attendant : Hang on, there's someone going into the washroom. Wait, he's in, he's in.
Flight Attendant , Bored Pilot , Bored Pilot : Five, four, three, two, one.
Bored Pilot : Please return to your seats and fasten you safety belts immediately.
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Bored Pilot : Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it!
Bored Pilot : But do not unfasten your safety belt!
Flight Attendant : That's got 'em back to their seats.
Bored Pilot : The emergency spill must be released!
Bored Pilot : But do not leave your seats!
Bored Pilot : Do not panic!
Bored Pilot : Tea will be served.
Bored Pilot : Inflate your lifejackets!
Bored Pilot : And extinguish all cigarettes!
Bored Pilot : Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and please it on the other side of the aircraft.
Bored Pilot : Except for hand luggage...
Bored Pilot : Which you should sit on!
