David Frost Presents (TV Series)

How to Irritate People (1969)

Tim Brooke-Taylor: Pepperpot, Mrs. Maurice, David Thomas

Quotes 

• Pepperpot , Pepperpot , Pepperpot : Ooh! Well I never!

• Teddy : What animal makes the noise, "meow?"

  Mrs.Maurice : A car?

  Teddy : Nearly! Ca... ca... ca...

  Mrs.Maurice : Ca... ca... bus?

  Teddy : No. Ca... ca...

  Mrs.Maurice : Aeroplane?

  Teddy : No, no! Ca... ca... ca...

  Mrs.Maurice : Ca... ca... ca... MOTOR TORPEDO BOAT!

  Teddy : NO, NO, NO! Ha, ha, ha... bad luck, Mrs. Morris, jolly good try. No, Mrs. Morris, what ANIMAAAAAAL... ha, ha... makes the noise "meow?"

  Mrs.Maurice : Oh, that's easy. A cat.

  Teddy : A what?

  Mrs.Maurice : A cat!

  Teddy : Then why did you say "motor torpedo boat?"

  Mrs.Maurice : I'M 943!