Never a Dull Moment (1968)
Slim Pickens: Cowboy Schaeffer
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Quotes
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Leo Joseph Smooth : I brought Cowboy in from Vegas. Fastest tommy gun in the West.
Cowboy Schaeffer : Aw, shucks, Joe.
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Cowboy Schaeffer : Who died?
Jack Albany : My Aunt Gladys.
Cowboy Schaeffer : Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Jack Albany : Only person who ever loved me.
Cowboy Schaeffer : Now pull yourself together.
Jack Albany : I'd give anything if I could see her again. Anything.
Cowboy Schaeffer : What happened to her?
Jack Albany : Well, she was makin' book in Oakland and they caught her on the take and dropped her in the bay. Splash!
Cowboy Schaeffer : That's rough.