Hal Smith: Owl
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Quotes
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Piglet : Oh Owl, I don't mean to c-c-complain, but I'm afraid, I'm scared.
Owl : Now, now, Piglet, Chin up and all that sort of thing. A rescue's being thought of. Be brrrave, little Piglet!
Piglet : It's awfully hard to be b-b-b-b-brave when you're such a small animal.
Owl : Then to divert your small mind from your unfortunate predicament, I shall tell you an amusing anectdote.
[Piglet sees a waterfall they're about to approach as Owl clears his throat]
Owl : It concerns a distant cousin of mine who became so frightened during a flood that he...
Piglet : I beg your pardon, Owl, but I th-th-th-think we coming to a fatterfall... a flutterfall... a very big *waterfall*!
Owl : Please, no interruptions.
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Owl : This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.
Piglet : I'll remember this one, too.
Owl : It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
Winnie the Pooh : [muffled, with a honey pot in his face] Thank you, Piglet.
Owl : You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Whoooooooo!
[his dishes crash on him as his house crashes to earth]
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Owl : [after Owl's tree crashed] Well, I say now... Someone has... Pooh! Did you do that?
Winnie the Pooh : I don't think so.
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Owl : Good! That gives me time to talk about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl who didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamoured of a pussycat and went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.
