The Comic (1969)
Michele Lee: Mary Gibson
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Quotes
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William Simon aka Billy Bright : I'd like to talk to you more. You understand me. Can I buy you some dinner?
Mary Gibson : Oh, I'd love to, but, I'm meeting Frank.
William Simon aka Billy Bright : You're? You just proved my point for me. Even when it comes to getting girls, the short guys get the girls.
Mary Gibson : Frank isn't short.
William Simon aka Billy Bright : He's shorter than I am!
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William Simon aka Billy Bright : I have to be twice as good as anybody else.
Mary Gibson : Huh?
William Simon aka Billy Bright : Because I'm so tall.
Mary Gibson : I don't think I know what you're talking about.
William Simon aka Billy Bright : All right, look at Chaplin. What do you think makes him so popular? Because he's short. The short guys get that sympathy. You know, I could be *twice* as big a Chaplin if was shorter than him.
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William Simon aka Billy Bright : If you want to have a honeymoon first, now, I'll understand that. Just say the word.
Mary Gibson : I want to have a honeymoon first.
William Simon aka Billy Bright : Okay. Okay.
[to the actors and actresses assembled to make a movie after Billy and Marry's wedding]
William Simon aka Billy Bright : Okay, everybody. Take five.