The First Time (1969)
Rickey Kelman: Mike
Quotes
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Tommy : [on the phone] Kenny, listen, you wouldn't believe this place. We got a giant suite, we got a shower inside the bathtub, we got everything!
Kenny : Oh, that sounds fantastic!
Mike : We just ordered room service.
Tommy : Yeah, and they told us that they'd give us clean sheets every morning on the beds.
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Mike : Hey, what kind of girl are you gonna get?
Tommy : I don't know. Let me think about it. I like 'em slinky and slender.
Mike : Slinky and slender?
Tommy : Yeah. I like 'em with red hair too.
Mike : In other words, you like a skinny red head.
Tommy : I didn't say skinny. I said slender.
Mike : To each his own.
Tommy : What kind do you like?
Mike : Blonde. A nice little blonde. Like that one over there.
Tommy : You like 'em plump, huh?
Mike : Plump? She's not plump. She's not skinny, that's all.
Tommy : You know, I don't even care if she's got green hair - just as long as she's got everything else.
Mike : Right!
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Tommy : She wants to go across the border with us. If you ask me, I think she's a Russian! She's just using us to get her across the border.
Kenny : Did you ever see a Russian who looked like that?
Mike : Does she talk like a Russian?
Tommy : You know who she's probably calling right now?
Mike : Yeah, she's probably canceling another appointment thinking to make more off of us, huh?
Tommy : Mike! She's probably calling up her contact, "Look, I got three dumb nuts to smuggle me across the border."