How to Commit Marriage (1969)
Tim Matheson: David Poe
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Quotes
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David Poe : Oliver, Nancy and I are going to get married.
Nancy Benson : We love each other, Mr. Poe.
Oliver Poe : That's Victorian bourgeois. I'll prove it you.
[calls mistress on speaker phone]
Oliver Poe : Laverne, are we sleeping together?
Laverne Baker : Yes, Oliver.
Oliver Poe : Do we love each other? Are we married?
Laverne Baker : Yes, dear. No, dear.
Oliver Poe : [disconnects speaker phone] Case closed.
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David Poe : Oliver, Nancy and I are going to get married.
Nancy Benson : We love each other, Mr. Poe.
Oliver Poe : That's Victorian bourgeois. I'll prove it you.
Laverne Baker : [calling Laverne on the speaker phone] Laverne, are we sleeping together?
Laverne Baker : Yes, Oliver.
Oliver Poe : Do we love each other? Are we married?
Laverne Baker : Yes, dear. No, dear.
Oliver Poe : [disconnecting the speaker phone] Case closed.
David Poe : Nancy's parents are married.
Nancy Benson : [pleading] They've been happy for nineteen years!
Oliver Poe : [sarcastically] They're freaks.
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Nancy Benson : [introducing her fiancé to her father] David comes from a broken home.
David Poe : I was the only child in kindergarten who could spell dirty words correctly.
Frank Benson : I'm amazed you didn't write a best-seller.