How to Commit Marriage (1969)
Jane Wyman: Elaine Benson
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Quotes
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Frank Benson : Oh, I believe you know, Lois.
Elaine Benson : [stares at Lois' huge breasts] If I didn't, I certainly do know.
Lois Grey : Well, it's nothing you couldn't buy.
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Lois Grey : Mrs. Benson, you're husband is a very attractive man, but just for the record I'm not in the habit of meeting a gentleman in his office at one o'clock and sleeping with him in his bed at three thirty.
Elaine Benson : I never accused you of sleeping with a gentleman.
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[first lines]
Elaine Benson : [waking Frank up as they are lying in their respective twin beds] Frank... Frank! I want a divorce.
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Elaine Benson : [on the Baba Ziba religion] Isn't that when they meet in the nude and roll around together on lawn in Santa Barbara?
Nancy Benson : No. It's direct, simple and pure.
Frank Benson : And much better for the lawn.