Quotes
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Jack's co-worker : I don't understand it. How can you blow every penny you've saved for years on one lousy trip to Europe?
Jack Harmon : Because that's where I had the best time of my life: WORLD WAR TWO!
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Fred Ferguson : How come the American Express Tour gets salad and we don't?
Jenny Grant : Well, they're deluxe. We're only first class.
Jack Harmon : I just met a fellow from the Cook's Tour. They had steak last night.
John Marino : They got their own private john, right on the bus, with free Kleenex.