Quotes
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Steven Hench : Mr Blocket, you had been on rather acrimonious terms with the late Prime Minister
Blocket : We had our differences
Steven Hench : On one occasion, indeed on several occasions, you described him as a two-faced weasel-eyed git.
Blocket : In the rough and tumble of parliamentary debate things are said that can often be misinterpreted but there was a lot of warmth there.
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Steven Hench : [addressing man in studio audience] You sir! What do you think about publicising people's personal sexual habits?
[Man hides his face in hands]
Steven Hench : You seem to disapprove. I wonder if your wife agrees.
[Looks at woman next to him]
Woman in studio audience : I'm not his wife, go away please!
Steven Hench : [to audience] Anyone else from Doncaster?
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Steven Hench : I'd better go and look after Percy, he gets a bit broody.
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Steven Hench : [In radio studio] How do you feel about the violent heckling which punctuated your speech?
Tom Hutchinson : I am not saying that the Labour Party was *responsible* for this disgraceful episode. But I will say this - it did seem to be *organised*.
[Looks at Michael Rimmer through studio glass]