Watermelon Man (1970)

Scott Garrett: Burton Gerber

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Quotes 

• Burton Gerber : You won't be racing the bus today?

  Jeff Gerber : Don't ever bring up the race issue again!

• Burton Gerber : Sure is a heck of a tan you got, Dad. You look like a colored man.

  Jeff Gerber : That's very good. Thank you, Burton. We could use you at the UN.

  Althea Gerber : Come on, kids. I'll get your dinner ready.

  Burton Gerber : What are we having?

  Jeff Gerber : Black-eyed peas, hominy grits, corn bread, ham hocks.