Watermelon Man (1970)

Kay Kimberly: Erica

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• Erica : Mr Gerber!

  Jeff Gerber : Get out of my way Erica unless you want to feel the wrath of my switchblade.

  Erica : I vould like to feel de wrath of your switchblade.

• Erica : Vhen do I get to see your switchblade?

  [whispers] 

  Erica : For God's sake, call me.

• Jeff Gerber : Hello there, Erica - you gorgeous hunk of Sveden.

  Erica : Norvay.

  Jeff Gerber : Norvay. Sveden. What difference does it make - as long as you're a blonde.

  [squeezes her bottom] 

  Jeff Gerber : Are you? I'm just curious. I mean, how many girls are really blonde all the way? Collars and cuffs.

  Erica : Excuse me, Mr. Gerber, but I must get back to my desk.

  Jeff Gerber : A dollar if you walk fast and stop short. Two dollars if you trot. Five dollars if you run and ten dollars if you're really a blonde.

• Erica : Vill I see you tomorrow?

  Jeff Gerber : Oh, yeah, probably at the office. Probably I'll give you a pinch in the ass. You know, give you a little thrill.

• Erica : Rape!

  Jeff Gerber : Bye, Erica.

  Erica : Rape! Rape!

• Erica : In Norvay, we have very few negroes.

  Jeff Gerber : Oh, well, uh, I'll tell my buddies, uh - then you'll have a lot of them in no time at all.

• Erica : The way a negro makes love - I can never make love to a white man again.

  Jeff Gerber : Well, I - I guess there'll be a few girls to take up the slack.

  Erica : Ve must make love every night and during lunch hours, every spare moment.

  Jeff Gerber : Yeah, well, i think we should take time off to vote.

  Erica : Vhere are you going? Is there voting now?

• Erica : There's something I didn't do?

  Jeff Gerber : Ah, no, uh, offhand, there's nothing I can think of that, uh, we forgot.

  Erica : Then vhy are you leaving?

  Jeff Gerber : Well, I can't expect you to understand, Erica.

  Erica : Explain. I vill try. I vill try anything to please you.

  Jeff Gerber : ok. try and understand that, uh, beauty is only skin deep. i want you to love me because of what i am, not because i'm a negro.

• Erica : Vhy are you leaving? Did I hurt you? Oh, my God, if i hurt you...

  Jeff Gerber : Such a great bang. But you're a bigot, Erica. A big, blonde bigot. So thank you, but no thank you.

  Erica : You black bastard!

  Jeff Gerber : You're really getting to it. My goodness, in no time at all, you'll qualify for American citizenship.

  Erica : Get out of here, you - you nigger!

  Jeff Gerber : Ah, by Jove, she's got it. I really think she's got it!