Watermelon Man (1970)

Mantan Moreland: Counterman

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• Counterman : Mornin' Mr. Gerber.

  Jeff Gerber : Aw, mornin' Joe, how goes it?

  Counterman : Oh, okay.

  Jeff Gerber : Any rioting in the neighborhood last night? I don't see any broken windows. What's the matter? This place ain't good enough to loot?

• Jeff Gerber : Hey, no offense about that looting remark.

  Counterman : Oh, no, Mr. Gerber.

  Jeff Gerber : I know you don't go for that sort of thing.

  Counterman : No, okay.

  Jeff Gerber : And, of course, if you did, it would be very hard for the police to identify you. I mean an hour later. All you cats look alike!

• Counterman : Cool it, Jeff. That's why they don't want us in these places now.

  Jeff Gerber : Us? I'll sue the entire N.A.A.C.P. Look at my skin!

  Counterman : I don't have to look at your skin. I can look at my own.

• Counterman : Hey, don't i know you from somewhere?

  Jeff Gerber : I'm Mr. Gerber. Jeff Gerber. Well, I ain't Gunga Din.

• Counterman : Hey, Jeff, you certainly set a good example. A good job like you got.