Terry Jones: Stage Manager, Tobacconist, 2nd Hungarian Man, Squire, Self-defence student #3, Tenant #1, Flasher, Mouse Organist Ken Ewing, Fat Soldier, Waiter, Nude Organist, Brian, Nigel Incubator Jones
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Quotes
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Hungarian man : [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist : What?
Hungarian man : I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist : No, no, this is a tobacconist.
Hungarian man : Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!
Tobacconist : No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.
Hungarian man : Cigarettes? Ya ya.
[consulting phrase book]
Hungarian man : Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist : What?
Hungarian man : My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist : Matches?
Hungarian man : Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist : That will be six shillings, please.
Hungarian man : If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.
