Snoopy Come Home (1972)

Robin Kohn: Lucy Van Pelt

Quotes 

• Lucy : [the kids are playing Monopoly, and it's Lucy's turn]  Oh, no! Not on Pacific! With hotels?

  Schroeder : Pay me twelve hundred and seventy-five dollars, please.

  Lucy : Schroeder, Schroeder, how about a beep on the nose?

  Schroeder : A what?

  Lucy : [poking him on the nose]  BEEP. A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

  Schroeder : I'd rather have the twelve hundred and seventy-five dollars, please. PAY UP!

• [last lines] 

  Linus : [outraged by a note handed out by Snoopy]  Look at this, Charlie Brown!

  Charlie Brown : [reading it]  "To Linus Van Pelt: I expect my croquet set and chess set returned forthwith, in good order, and within five days, or the matter will be turned over to my attorney."

  Schroeder : [outraged over his own note from Snoopy]  And mine says... he wants the record collection back!

  Charlie Brown : [reading his own letter]  And mine says... that since he gave me nothing, I owe him nothing!

  [glares at Snoopy] 

  Lucy : That does it, Charlie Brown! He's your dog, and you're welcome to him!

  [everyone walks out on Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and Woodstock; Charlie, annoyed at Snoopy, follows suit] 

• Lucy : Right after our fight, he kissed me and I fainted. I think he thinks I think there's something wrong with him.

• Lucy : [on the phone]  Hello? Hello, Humane Society? I'm calling about this lost dog, you see. Describe him? I dunno how to describe him! He's just a stupid beagle!

  [hangs up] 

  Lucy : I've had it! Little wishy-washy Charlie Brown can find his dog himself!

• [Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and Schroeder are playing Monopoly] 

  Charlie Brown : I wonder where Snoopy is.

  Lucy : I've got Boardwalk and Park Place. I'm going to destroy you economically, Charlie Brown!

  Charlie Brown : I'll never give up! I have a philosophy that tells me no matter how bad things get, they will always turn out good in the end.

  Lucy : That's not a philosophy, that's stupidity.

  [Charlie Brown rolls the dice] 

  Charlie Brown : Seven!

  [he moves his piece seven spaces] 

  Charlie Brown : "Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect $200." Good grief.

• Charlie Brown , Sally Brown , Lucy , Linus , Schroeder : [singing]  Lose or win, sink or swim, We're the best of buddies, Snoopy, We're the best of buddies, We're the best of buddies, Me and you!

• Lucy : With a heavy heart I stand before you as we all gather to say our last goodbyes to Snoopy. He leaves us in the prime of his life.

  [Snoopy sobbing] 

  Lucy : He wasn't much of a dog, but who is? We shall miss our furry friend.