Dark Star (1974)

Cookie Knapp: Computer

Quotes 

• Computer : [28:21]  Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows, but it is time for Sgt. Pinback to feed the alien.

  Sgt. Pinback : Awww, I don't wanna do that!

  Computer : May I remind you, Sgt. Pinback, it was your idea to bring the alien on board in the first place... If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot.

  Sgt. Pinback : [walking away in disgust]  Awwwwww, I gotta do everything around here...

• Computer : [1:17:25]  You are now leaving the emergency airlock. Thank you for observing all safety precautions.

  Talby : Wooohoooo!

  [Talby shoots out of the ship at ludicrous speed]