Porridge (1974–1977)

David Jason: Blanco

Quotes 

• Fletch : Didn't one governor let you grow grapes?

  Blanco : Aye, that's right - they were over there. I'd read all about them and I knew I could grow grapes. Bloomin' marvel, they were. Course they made me pack it in.

  Fletch : How come?

  Blanco : Grapes make wine, don't they?

  Fletch : Oh, really? I always used potato peelings and anti-freeze myself!

  Blanco : We managed to put down a dozen bottles before they tumbled us.

  Fletch : Good drop was it?

  Blanco : Well, in the wine stakes, I don't suppose it were a classic, but to a man who hadn't had a drink in eleven years, Chateau Slade was the finest drop in the land...

• Fletch : Put the word about that I am incommunicado.

  Blanco : You're in the where?

  Fletch : I do not wish to be disturbed!