Columbo (TV Series)
A Friend in Deed (1974)
Val Avery: Artie Jessup
Quotes
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Mark Halperin : We found Mrs. Caldwell's jewels here in your apartment.
[Jessup snorts]
Mark Halperin : They were right under your mattress!
Artie Jessup : Hey man, I don't even live here!
Columbo : That's true, sir, I can attest to that.
[opens dresser drawers]
Columbo : He doesn't live here, *I* live here. These are my shirts, this is my underwear,
[takes out photographs]
Columbo : *my* brother-in-law, *my* nephew and niece.
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Artie Jessup : I said a lot of things, Mr. Caldwell. One thing I forgot to tell ya is that, uh, I'm a chronic liar.