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Lt. Columbo : [Showing ID in a hushed tone] L.A.P.D., Lieutenant Columbo. I just didn't want to identify myself in front of the reporter.
Roland Pangborn : Why not?
Lt. Columbo : Well, it's like you're saying, it's better to be unofficial until you get the facts.
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Roland Pangborn : You know something Lieutenant, I could use a man like you on my team. It's really nothing but detective work.
Lt. Columbo : Oh no. Thank you very much. You fellas... you have to fly.
Roland Pangborn : Sure. We're all pilots.
Lt. Columbo : Oh no. Not for me. Thank you very much. I wouldn't qualify for that.
Roland Pangborn : Why? We'd teach you.
Lt. Columbo : I appreciate it, sir, but eh, my ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact, I don't even like being this tall.
