Quotes
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Lady : Lieutenant Columbo. Are you with the Army?
Lt. Columbo : Los Angeles Police Department.
Lady : Oh. Have we done something?
Lt. Columbo : No, ma'am. Not that I know of, no. I'm just here - I'm just part of an investigation.
Lady : Well, of what? Are you with the Vice Squad? I don't remember having a good time.
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Lt. Columbo : This is nylon, isn't it?
Lady : [seamstress] Yes. I prefer cotton, but people today, even our own people, just don't wany anything that requires care.
