It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! (1974 TV Short)

Jimmy Ahrens: Marcie

Quotes 

• Marcie : [frying the first batch of eggs]  Uh, sir, how do we color the eggs after we've fried them?

  Peppermint Patty : Agh, agh, agh... Aaaugh!

• Marcie : What do we do with the Easter eggs now that we have them, sir?

  Peppermint Patty : We eat them. We put a little salt on them, and we eat them.

  Marcie : [eats her egg, still with the shell on, and gulps it down]  Tastes terrible, sir!

• [first lines] 

  Marcie : I got the eggs, sir, just like you asked.

  Peppermint Patty : Great. Come on in, Marcie.

  [Marcie enters] 

  Peppermint Patty : But *please* quit calling me 'sir'.

• Peppermint Patty : Now look, kid: these eggs are *not* to be fried. Nor are they to be roasted, toasted, or waffled.

  Marcie : Yes, sir.

  Peppermint Patty : These eggs have to be boiled. You boil them, then I'll show you how to paint them.

  Marcie : Yes, sir. I'll boil them, sir, then you'll paint them.

• Peppermint Patty : Boy, that kid really can dance. And he sure knows how to make a girl happy. He sure is a funny looking kid, though.

  Marcie : He has a very strange nose, doesn't he, sir?