Columbo (TV Series)

Troubled Waters (1975)

Bernard Fox: Purser Watkins

Quotes 

• Purser Watkins : Lieutenant Columbo? The Captain would like to see you right away.

  Lt. Columbo : The Captain? To see me? It's not about my wife, is it? I mean... she likes to have a good time, sometimes she gets carried away...

  Purser Watkins : It's not about your wife, sir.

• Purser Watkins : And, uh, Lieutenant, that's a boat.

  Lt. Columbo : Oh, that's a... and... To hell with it.