Laverne & Shirley (1976–1983)
David L. Lander: Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, Squendoline Squiggman
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Quotes
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Squiggy : I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!
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Squiggy : Can we borrow your sheets?
Laverne De Fazio : Oh God, no.
Shirley Feeney : Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?
Squiggy : Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.
Laverne De Fazio : What's the matter with your own sheets?
Squiggy : They're hard.
[Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]
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Squiggy : Wanda Titlebaum...
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Squiggy : Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : Didn't you used to date her?
Squiggy : Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca.
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[repeated line]
Squiggy : HELLO!
