Columbo (TV Series)

Old Fashioned Murder (1976)

Anthony Holland: Darryl

Quotes 

• Columbo : Excuse me, Darryl?

  Darryl : Yes?

  [sees Columbo's hair] 

  Darryl : A challenge but I'll do my best. Sit please, please.

  Columbo : Uh, no, actually I just wanted to ask a few questions.

  Darryl : Ah, don't sue. Just wear a hat and never let him cut it again.

  Columbo : Uh, no, sir.

  [looks in the mirror] 

  Columbo : Is it that bad?

  Darryl : Mm-hm, yes. Yes, now that's all the questions I have time for. Next!

• Columbo : My name is Lieutenant Columbo

  Darryl : Lieutenant Columbo?

  Columbo : Yes, I'm from Homm-Boe-Side

• Columbo : ...and I would like, if possible, to ask you a few questions about a man...

  Darryl : You joking, Lieutenant? This is the middle of a working day.

  Columbo : Well, sir, if you don't answer the questions here, I'm afraid I'll have to take you down to police department. You see, this is a murder case, sir.

  Darryl : Fine. Arrest me. I'd be disappointed in the police if they didn't do that. If I don't lose a fortune, cancel the day, offend my customers, you're gonna take me to the police headquarters. Well, go right ahead! Arrest me! Do you have the handcuffs with you? Why don't you handcuff me? I'm surprised you don't beat me unconscious so you can carry me out so I don't cause trouble. Isn't that correct?