Family Plot (1976)

Nicholas Colasanto: Constantine

Quotes 

• Sanger : How old is she?

  Constantine : Twenty-five.

  Sanger : Why?

  Constantine : Why? Because if a man my age is gonna get kidnapped by a woman, he wants her to be 25, that's why.

• Sanger : Who did the cooking?

  Constantine : She did.

  Sanger : Why?

  Constantine : Because a man would not bother to put the parsley on the filet of sole, that's why.