- Batman: [Intro for every episode, with our heroes breaking the fourth wall] Greetings, Bat-fans! This is Batman...
- Dick Grayson: ... And Robin, the Boy Wonder...
- Bat-Mite: ... And me, too: Bat-Mite...!
- Batman: ... Welcoming you to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BATMAN! Watch us wage our never-ending battle of good versus evil!
- Dick Grayson: Ride with us as we chase the greatest array of villains the world has ever seen, proving that *crime does not pay*!
- Batman: Get set for thrills and action! Join me, Batman...
- Dick Grayson: ... And me, Robin the Boy Wonder...
- Batgirl: ... And me, Batgirl...
- Bat-Mite: ... And me, too: Bat-Mite...
- Dick Grayson: ... In the super-NEW ADVENTURES OF...
- Batman: ... BATMAN!