Hardware Wars (1978)

Paul Frees: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : "Hardware Wars"! A spectacle light years ahead of its time! Starring: Fluke Starbucker, intergalactic boy wonder. Augie "Ben" Doggie, venerable member of the Redeye Knights. Princess Anne-Droid, interstellar damsel in distress. Ham Salad, ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy. Darph Nader, villain.

• Narrator : Hardware Wars! A thrilling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances!

• Narrator : Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.

  Lecturer : Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.

  Fluke Starbucker : Huh?

  Lecturer : You pull the plug!

• Narrator : You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!