Hardware Wars (1978)
Scott Mathews: Fluke Starbucker
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Quotes
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Auggie Ben Doggie : Your father wanted you to have this - when you were old enough.
Fluke Starbucker : Gosh! Wowee! Jeepers! Golly willickers!
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Fluke Starbucker : Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
Auggie Ben Doggie : No, just a little headache.
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Fluke Starbucker : They're still back there! They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?
Ham Salad : You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on!
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Auggie Ben Doggie : An Imperial steamtrooper!
Fluke Starbucker : Uh-oh!
Imperial Steamtrooper : Identification?
Fluke Starbucker : Oh, uh, gee, I think I left my ID in my other pants! Look, we're in kind of a hurry! I could...
Auggie Ben Doggie : These aren't the drones you want.
Imperial Steamtrooper : These aren't the drones we want.
Auggie Ben Doggie : You don't want to detain us.
Imperial Steamtrooper : We don't want to detain you.
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Auggie Ben Doggie : You will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Watch your step, son. This place can be a little rough.
Fluke Starbucker : Oh, no, it's too weird in here! I - I can't go in here! Look, I'll wait for you outside...
Auggie Ben Doggie : Stay calm, my boy. We've got to find a pilot.
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Narrator : Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
Lecturer : Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.
Fluke Starbucker : Huh?
Lecturer : You pull the plug!
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[Auggie Ben Doggie is in a saber battle with Darph Nader. Fluke, The Princess, and Ham beckon him to escape]
Fluke Starbucker : C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie!
Princess Anne-Droid : Get to the ship! Run for it!
Ham Salad : C'mon! Let's go!
Auggie Ben Doggie : [waving them off] No, you go on without me... I'll be all right... Don't worry about me...
[they all become disgusted and walk off]
Ham Salad : Aw, jeez!
Fluke Starbucker : Jeez! What a martyr!
Princess Anne-Droid : What a martyr, I can't believe this!
Ham Salad : Yeah. See ya later, you martyr!
