10 (1979)

Robert Webber: Hugh

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• George Webber : Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?

  Hugh : Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.

• George Webber : Hugh, sometimes you really are a - pain in the ass *fag*.

  Hugh : Well, coming from one of the really great Anglo-Saxon heterosexual bores of all time, I consider that the ultimate compliment. You know, you have been brooding and sulking around my house all morning, without the good manners to explain or apologies and I am fed up. So, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call it a day. I'm going to invite some company over too. Soak up the strain. Some happy, conversational, intellectually stimulating, pleasant company.

  George Webber : The Malibu chapter of the Sugar Plum Fairies?

  Hugh : Since you don't qualify in any of those categories, you will understand why I don't ask you to stay.

  George Webber : I couldn't. I forgot my tutu.

  Hugh : Yeah, well, I'll see you later, Butch.

• Hugh : "Lest ye judge too harshly," remember.

  Samantha Taylor : Nobody's perfect.

  Hugh : Thank God.

  Samantha Taylor : Well, anyway, I'd still like to punch him right in the mouth.

• Hugh : He's just going through male menopause.

  Samantha Taylor : Oh, come on.

  Hugh : Alright, you ladies may have a biological edge; but, most adult males over the age of 40 more than make up for it in the emotional department. Take my word for it.

• Hugh : How are you feeling, birthday boy?

  George Webber : Oh, invalided.

  Hugh : You mean invalid?

  George Webber : I'm... well, that too, but basically I feel invalided, like an invalid.

  Hugh : Well remember what they say, George. After 40 it's all patch, patch, patch.