Love at First Bite (1979)
Lidia Kristen: Commissare Woman
Quotes
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Commissare Woman : Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split!
[storms out]
Count Dracula : Renfield.
Renfield : Yes, master.
Count Dracula : What is an efficiency apartment?
Renfield : I don't know, master. What's a toilet?
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Commissare Woman : You and your cockroach-eating friend over there... have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count.
Count Dracula : Wait one minute! This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.