Ron Jeremy: Ernie Gordon

Quotes 

• Marsha : [after she won't stop talking]  Is that all? I mean, you're finished?

  Ernie Gordon : Ah?

  Marsha : I mean, what about me? Come on.

  Ernie Gordon : Here.

  [hands her a vibrator] 

  Marsha : Oh, gee wiz. Hmm. You know, I've never tried one of these.

  [puts it in her mouth] 

• Ernie Gordon : Monica, you didn't seem to like my apartment. You don't like to take off your coat. You don't like to dance. You don't like the sim cocktail. You don't seem to like the appetizer. You don't like the salad or egg salad. Just to get over the main course? Smacker. What do you like?

  Monica : Ernie, I like to suck cock. You heard me, I wanna suck your cock right now.

  Landlady : [peeping]  Well, it's about time.