The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) Poster

Paddy O'Byrne: Narrator

Quotes 

  • Narrator : Only 600 miles to the south, there's a vast city. And here you find civilized man. Civilized man refused to adapt himself to his environment; instead, he adapted his environment to suit him. So he built cities, roads, vehicles, machinery, and he put up power lines to run his labour-saving devices. But somehow he didn't know where to stop. The more he improved his surroundings to make life easier, the more complicated he made it. So now his children are sentenced to 10-15 years of school, just to learn how to survive in this complex and hazardous habitat they were born into. And civilized man, who refused to adapt to his surroundings, now finds he has to adapt and re-adapt every hour of the day to his self-created environment. For instance, if it's Monday and 7:30 comes up, you have to dis-adapt from your domestic surroundings and re-adapt yourself to an entirely different environment. 8:00 means everybody has to look busy... 10:30 says you can stop looking busy for 15 minutes. And then you have to look busy again... And so your day is chopped into pieces, and in each segment of time you adapt to a new set circumstances.

    Narrator : [Kate looks for a place to have her lunch]  My I share a table?

    Kate Thompson : No wonder some people go off the rails a bit...

    Young woman with noise in her head : Does the noise in my head bother you?

    Young woman with noise in her head : No...

    Kate Thompson : [Later, Kate finds Pete]  Pete, Have you still got that story about the teacher shortage in Botswana?

    Pete : Yeah, you gonna use it?

    Kate Thompson : No. Maybe they can use me.

    Narrator : But in the Kalahari, it's always Tuesday, or Thursday if you like, or Sunday. No clocks or calendars tell you to do this or that.

  • Narrator : The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

  • Narrator : They must be the most contented people in the world. They have no crime, no punishment, no violence, no laws, no police, judges, rulers or bosses. They believe that the gods put only good and useful things on the earth for them to use.

  • Narrator : In this world of theirs, nothing is bad or evil. Even a poisonous snake is not bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end. Actually, a snake is very good

    [Xi grabs the snake's tail, whacks it on the ground, killing it] 

    Narrator : - in fact, it's delicious. And the skin makes a fine pouch.

  • [Xi meets Kate Thompson, who is dressing] 

    Narrator : That morning, Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across. She was as pale as something that had crawled out of a rotting log. Her hair was quite gruesome; long and stringy and white, as if she was very old. She was very big - you'd have to dig the whole day to find enough food to feed her.

    [Kate sees Xi and hurriedly covers herself] 

    Kate Thompson : Go away!

    [Xi watches as Kate finishes dressing and packs her bags] 

    Narrator : Although it was a hot day, she was covering her body with skins that looked as if they were made from cobwebs. She was doing strange and magical things, and it struck him that she must be one of the gods. He wondered what she was doing down here on earth. But he was glad he met her, because now he'd give the evil thing back to her and go home to his family. So he said tactfully that he didn't need the thing, and that she could have it back. But she was very rude, and she walked away.

  • Narrator : The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon.

    [a baboon swipes the Coke bottle from Xi and is subsequently chased, and climbs a tree] 

    Narrator : Xi said, "That is a very evil thing you've got. You better give it back so I can take it and throw it off the earth. It brought unhappiness to my family. If you don't give it to me it'll bring grief to you and your family too." He spoke long and earnestly until the baboon began to pay attention. He must have convinced it, and it dropped the thing. And Xi said, "You have done a very wise thing."

  • Narrator : Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own. It seems to consist mainly of clicking sounds.

  • [last lines] 

    Narrator : Xi was beginning to think he would never find the end of the earth. And then one day, suddenly, there it was.

    [Xi arrives at a great cliff, so wide and high that clouds surround its edges. Xi drops the bottle over the edge of the cliff, and returns home to his family] 

  • Narrator : When the family needs meat, the hunter dips his arrow in a brew that acts as a tranquillizer. When he shoots a buck, it feels a sting and the arrow drops out. The buck runs away, but soon it gets drowsy and it stops running. After a while, it goes to sleep. The hunter apologizes to his prey. He explains that his family needs the meat.

  • Narrator : Xi said, "The thing does not belong on the earth. Tomorrow, I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it off." Pabo said "I think the end of the earth is very far. I think you will have to walk for 20 days, perhaps 40. " Xi said, "I will start walking tomorrow."

    [the children start to cry] 

  • [Xi enters a courthouse] 

    Narrator : They brought Xi into a place where there were several people. He smiled at them in greeting. But nobody smiled back.

  • Narrator : They're very gentle people. They'll never punish a child or even speak harshly to it. So of course the kids are extremely well-behaved, and their games are cute and inventive.

  • Narrator : At first, Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs; it had the right shape and just the right weight. It was also beautifully smooth and ideal for curing snakeskin. And Pabo discovered you could make music on it... And every day they discovered a new use for the thing. It was harder and heavier and smoother than anything they'd ever known. It was the most useful thing the gods had ever given them, a real labour-saving device. But the gods had been careless. They had sent only one. And now, for the first time in their lives, here was a thing that could not be shared because there was only one of it. Suddenly, everybody needed it most of the time. A thing they had never needed before became a necessity. And unfamiliar emotions began to stir: a feeling of wanting to own, of not wanting to share. Other new things came: anger, jealousy, hate and violence.

  • [Xi comes across a herd of goats] 

    Narrator : There were some ridiculous-looking animals. But they looked good to eat, and he was hungry.

    [Xi shoots a goat] 

    Narrator : Suddenly a young boy made chattering noises at Xi, so he greeted him and said, "I shot one of those animals. It will go to sleep soon, and then we can eat it." But the boy ran away, maybe to call his family to join in the feast.

    [the boy, a shepherd in charge of the goats, fetches a policeman in a car] 

    Narrator : There was a weird sound, and another of those strange animals with the round legs appeared. The young boy had a grown-up, and they seemed very excited. Xi said "Come, sit down. There's enough meat for all of us." But the man was rude and greedy. He took the whole animal.

    [the policeman grabs the goat and throws it in the car] 

    Narrator : Xi said, "You have very bad manners. If you want to eat the whole thing, I'll have to shoot another one for myself."

    [Xi goes to catch another goat] 

    Narrator : The man shouted at him, but he didn't want to have anything to do with such an uncouth person, so he ignored him.

    [the policeman takes out his revolver and fires a warning shot in the air] 

    Narrator : Suddenly, there was a thunderclap. The animals ran away, and he ran after them. He was very hungry.

    [Xi goes on ahead, and the policeman shoots Xi] 

  • Narrator : The one characteristic which really makes the Bushmen different from all the other races on earth is that they have no sense of ownership at all. Where they live, there's really nothing you CAN own: only trees and grass and animals. In fact, these Bushmen have never seen a stone or a rock in their lives. The hardest things they know are wood and bone. They live in a gentle world, where nothing is as hard as rock, steel or concrete.

  • [Xi observes Kate and Steyn conversing in English] 

    Narrator : The funny thing about these gods was that they couldn't speak. They could only make chattering sounds like monkeys.

  • Narrator : [Hearing an airliner and looking up to see the jet-stream across the sky]  Sometimes they hear a thundering sound when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods' flatulence.

  • [Xi meets Steyn, who is smoking a pipe] 

    Narrator : There was another god. He had a fire inside him. The smoke came out through his mouth and nostrils. Xi said politely, "It was kind of you to send us this thing but it made my family unhappy. Please take it."

  • [Xi comes across an African cooking dinner] 

    Narrator : Xi saw a very strange-looking persona and he greeted him. The man didn't hear him.

    [the man, busily playing a kalimba instrument, ignores Xi. Xi then notices the man's gun and picks it up] 

    Narrator : Xi said, "This is a funny stick. Did it grow on a tree?"

    [the man raises his hands. Puzzled, Xi questions him; the man screams and runs away] 

  • Narrator : Humans avoid the deep Kalahari like the plague because man must have water to live. So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people, except for... the little people of the Kalahari. Pretty, dainty, small and graceful... the Bushmen. Where any other person would die of thirst in a few days, they live quite contentedly in this desert that doesn't look like a desert. They know where to dig for roots and bugs and tubers, and which berries and pods are good to eat. And of course they know what to do about water. For instance, in the early morning you can collect dewdrops from leaves that were carefully laid out the previous evening. Or a plume of grass can be a reservoir. If you have the know-how, a clump of twigs can tell you where to dig, and you come to light with an enormous tuber. You scrape shavings off it with a stick that is split for a sharp edge. You take a handful of the shavings, point your thumb at your mouth and squeeze.

  • Narrator : They live in the vastness of the Kalahari in small family groups. One family of Bushmen might meet up with another once in a few years, but for the most part they live in complete isolation, quite unaware that there are other people in the world. In the deep Kalahari, there are Bushmen who have never seen or heard of civilized man.

  • [Steyn's jeep drives past Xi] 

    Narrator : One day, a very noisy animal rushed past where Xi was sleeping. It left very peculiar tracks, as if two enormous snakes had slithered past.

  • Narrator : The hairy one said, "We don't want the thing. You have to throw it away yourself." He was very disappointed. He thought it was unfair of the gods to make him throw the thing off the Earth. In fact, he began to doubt if they really were gods.

  • [Xi meets Mpudi, who is riding an automobile] 

    Narrator : There was a peculiar sound, and Xi saw a most amazing animal approaching. Its legs went around instead of up and down. And there was a weird-looking god on its back. He wore blue skin on his head and red on his body. And hair grew on his face.

  • [first lines] 

    Narrator : It looks like a paradise, but it is in fact the most treacherous desert in the world... the Kalahari. After the short rainy season, there are many waterholes, and even rivers. But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand, the waterholes dry up, and the rivers stop flowing. The grass fades to a beautiful blond colour that offers excellent grazing. But for the next nine months there will be no water to drink, so most of the animals move away, leaving the blond grass uneaten.

  • Narrator : Lately, strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky: noisy birds that flew without flapping their wings.

    [a small aeroplane is seen soaring] 

  • [a pilot finishes a Coke bottle and throws it out of his plane. It lands right in front of Xi] 

    Narrator : One day, something fell from the sky. Xi had never seen anything like this in his life. It looked like water, but it was harder than anything else in the world. He wondered why the gods had sent this thing down to the earth.

    [Filled with wonder, Xi examines the bottle and takes it home to his tribe] 

    Narrator : It was the strangest and most beautiful thing they had ever seen, and they wondered why the gods had sent it. Pabo got his finger stuck in the thing, and the children thought he was very funny.

  • Narrator : A hundred miles to the north, is the country of Burani. And here trouble is brewing...

  • Narrator : Pabo said, "Perhaps the gods were absent-minded when they dropped the evil thing on the earth. They've always sent us only good things, like the rain and the trees and roots and berries to eat; because, we are their children and they love us. But, now they sent us this evil thing."

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