The Mirror Crack'd (1980)

Kim Novak: Lola Brewster

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• Marina Rudd : Lola, dear, you know, there are really only two things I dislike about you.

  Lola Brewster : Really? What are they?

  Marina Rudd : Your face.

• Lola Brewster : I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.

• Lola Brewster : You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.

  Marina Rudd : Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie.

  Lola Brewster : Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it!

  Marina Rudd : What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland.

  Lola Brewster : Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress.

  Marina Rudd : Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you?

  Lola Brewster : Cute angel. So do tell. How does it feel to be back, after being away SO LONG?

• Lola Brewster : Chin up, darling... both of them.