Pinocchio's Christmas (1980 TV Movie)

Bob McFadden: Cricket

Quotes 

• Cricket : You're a mess, kid. You're breaking your papa's heart. You'll end up in the poorhouse or jail. Take it from me, kid, and start changing your ways.

  Pinocchio : And how will I do that, sir?

  Cricket : Put those school books of yours to good use.

  Pinocchio : Okay, how's this?

  [throws a book at the cricket] 

• Cricket : I'm leaving, kid. There isn't enough room in this house for the both of us, and I don't take up much room.

• Sleigh Driver : Soon, we'll be at the North Pole, where Santa will laugh, "Ha, ha, ha!"

  Pinocchio : You mean "Ho, ho, ho!"

• Pinocchio : A Christmas toast.

  Cricket : With oatmeal?

  Pinocchio : To all of us on Christmas. May we never change.

  Geppetto : Especially you. Knock on wood.

• Cricket : Thanks, pup. It's a big jump from the clock, and I'm getting old.