Only Fools and Horses (1981–2003)

Lennard Pearce: Grandad

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• Grandad : Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. Then again, he always said Millwall would win the cup.

• Del Boy : What're you doing?

  Grandad : I'm trying to get the Dukes of Hazzard.

  Del Boy : The Dukes of... That is a microwave oven, you dozy old twonk! Gordon Bennett, you'll be putting frozen pizzas into the portable next!

• Grandad : Did you play cards again last night?

  Del Boy : What? Yes! You know me Grandad! He who dares, wins.

  Grandad : How'd you get on?

  Del Boy : I lost.

• Grandad : [talking to the Police]  Rodney's got a police record!

  Del Boy : [quickly]  Yes, er... it's "Walking on the Moon".

• Grandad : [Grandad is talking to an urn containing the ashes of Trigger's grandfather]  I mean, I dunno why I'm even talking to you about this, Arthur, 'cause I know you can't hear me.

  Del Boy : [picking up a traffic cone and using it as a loudspeaker]  That is what *you* think, Trotter!

  Grandad : Arthur? You mean... you can hear me?

  Del Boy : You're coming through louder than a CB. Rubber duck.

  Grandad : Oh, Arthur, I... I really am sorry about what happened all them years ago.

  Del Boy : Ah, but how do I know that you mean it?

  Grandad : Oh, I do, Arthur. I'd do anything to prove it to you.

  Del Boy : All right then. Tell me where your money's hidden.

  Grandad : I ain't got no money!

  Del Boy : Oh, don't give me that, you lying old git! I know you're all right for a few bob, and I want to know where it is hidden.

  Grandad : It's in me suitcase under me bed.

  Del Boy : No it ain't; I've looked.