The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Peter Ustinov: Truck Driver
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Quotes
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Truck Driver : What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch : A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver : Me too.
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Miss Piggy : Do you know where Lady Holliday's Baseball Diamond is being kept?
Truck Driver : Well, funny enough, I do: it's at the Mallory Gallery, a virtually impregnable fortress many miles from here.
Miss Piggy : Oh! I only have a half an hour to get there!
Truck Driver : On foot? You'll never make it.
Miss Piggy : I know! How about a ride?
Truck Driver : You can read, I presume? "No passengers."
[He points to the sticker on the truck's door]
Miss Piggy : Oh, couldn't you make an exception for little old moi?
Truck Driver : Not even for little old vous.
[laughs]
Miss Piggy : Pretty please?
Truck Driver : No!
Miss Piggy : [strained] I've tried to be nice.
Truck Driver : Huh?
Miss Piggy : [Piggy throws the driver out of his truck and into the garbage cans] Hii-yahh!
Oscar the Grouch : [emerges from a trash can] Hey, what's all the racket?
Truck Driver : What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch : A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver : Me too. Tsk, tsk.