Heartbeeps (1981)

Andy Kaufman: Val

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Quotes 

• Val : [looking at trees]  These are douglas firs.

  Aqua : That's very interesting.

  Val : Thank you.

• [Catskill, the robot comedian, has just given his power pack to Phil, the baby robot] 

  Aqua : Catskill's pack still has 42% power left, which Phil can now use. But how can Catskill have so much power left?

  [Val checks Catskill's power gauge] 

  Val : Apparently, he has been selecting low-power jokes. Catskill, why did you give Phil your power? Why?

  Catskil : [voice fading as he loses power]  My mother needed a heart transplant once. But we had to give it up. We couldn't find a... gorilla.

• Val : God is an irrational unknown variable which humans associate with the value judgement known as goodness.