Modern Problems (1981)
Nell Carter: Dorita
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Quotes
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Brian Stills : Well, I'll be a striped-ass ape! Max Fiedler!
Max Fielder : Brian? Wow!
Brian Stills : How are you, you old egg-sucker? Damn, you look good. How long's it been? Not since high school, huh? Say, where are my manners? This is Dorita. She's from Port-au-Prince.
Max Fielder : Hi.
Lorraine : Hi.
Dorita : How do you do?
Max Fielder : Oh, Lorraine, this is Brian Stills, an old friend of mine from, uh, high school. Brian, this is my ex-wife, Lorraine.
Brian Stills : Pleased to meet you, Lorraine.
Lorraine : Nice to meet you, Brian.
Brian Stills : [Points to wheelchair] Admiring the old skateboard? I got my ass blown off in Nam. Crazy damn thing. I was loving this little girl. She was hiding ammo, for the Cong under the bed. I lit a cigarette, woke up in the hospital with medals all over the place.
Lorraine : God, talk about sex with fireworks.
Max Fielder : Jesus, Lorraine.
Brian Stills : No, it's funny, really.
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Dorita : According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.
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Dorita : Now, we can do this easy, or we can do it rough. These is knuckles you is looking at.
Max Fielder : [in demonic voice] Your mama.
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Dorita : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shoot. I better do this. Damn doctor come here, do it all wrong, piss off the demon, and blow us all to white man's hell, and I ain't got time to deal with that, come on.