Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)

Charles Howerton: Sheriff Bleed

Quotes 

• Sheriff Bleed : [noticing his wrecked police car]  This is an unacceptable waste. A filthy shame. You're under arrest.

  Sheriff Turner : Sherm, you're in my county, now and you can't even arrest a butterfly.

  Sheriff Bleed : But the crime was initiated in Knotsie County. I have a right to pursue people across the state line.

  Sheriff Turner : Look, only the FBI can cross a state line, Sherm. You're so stupid about the law!

  Sheriff Bleed : Oh, yeah?

  [takes out his handcuffs] 

  Sheriff Bleed : Well, I know a criminal when I see one.

  [Sheriff Turner starts to run] 

  Sheriff Bleed : Stop or I'll shoot!

  Sheriff Turner : [laughs]  You shoot me and I'll hang you!

  Sheriff Bleed : You'll never live to see it!

• Sheriff Bleed : [noticing Turner speeding past in a stolen police car]  TURNER! I'm gonna pull his ass up around his neck and choke him to death!